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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
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South Carolina Highway 419 (SC 419) is a 6.510-mile (10.477 km) state highway in the U.S. state of South Carolina. The highway connects rural areas of Calhoun County with Fort Motte.
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John Joseph Dunn was an American prelate of the Catholic Church. He served as an auxiliary bishop of the Archdiocese of New York from 1921 until his death in 1933.
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