{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?","punchline":"In case he got a hole in one.","id":427}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How does a dyslexic poet write?","punchline":"Inverse.","id":132}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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