{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fat psychic?","punchline":"A four-chin teller.","id":205}
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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
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