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The Aston Martin Bulldog, styled by William Towns, is a British, one-off concept vehicle produced by Aston Martin in 1979. The code name for the project was DP K901. Initially, a production run of 15–25 cars was planned, but the project was deemed too costly and only one was built.
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Gancia is an Italian wine-making company which produces a broad range of sparkling and still wines from the Piedmont region.
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