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Richard Milhous Nixon was the 37th president of the United States, serving from 1969 until his resignation in 1974. A member of the Republican Party, he previously served as the 36th vice president under President Dwight D. Eisenhower from 1953 to 1961, and also as a representative and senator from California. His presidency saw the reduction of U.S. involvement in the Vietnam War, détente with the Soviet Union and China, the Apollo 11 Moon landing, and the establishment of the Environmental Protection Agency and Occupational Safety and Health Administration. Nixon's second term ended early when he became the only U.S. president to resign from office, as a result of the Watergate scandal.
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{"fact":"Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.","length":92}
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Until the Last of Me is a 2022 science fiction alternate history novel by Canadian writer Sylvain Neuvel. It was first published in March 2022 in the United States by Tor Books, and in the United Kingdom by Michael Joseph. The book is the second of three books in Neuvel's Take Them to the Stars series, preceded by A History of What Comes Next (2021) and followed by For the First Time, Again (2023).
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